Stocking Stuffers: Parley Christensen, James Broom, Evan McMullin
Dennis is back and he's Dennisier than ever! We're taking things a little easy this week and bringing you a few short profiles on lesser known Presidential Candidates through history.
Dennis (W/ Al & Nancy Budde)
In which we discover exactly how little Aaron brings to the table.
Dennis is still on his honeymoon which means it’s time to plot his eventual removal from the program and which failed candidate would best replace him. After a longwinded retractions segment Aaron tucks in for a discussion of Dennis’ childhood with Al and Nancy Budde, then Aaron takes the time to lay out a little bit more than we conventionally do for his chosen candidate.
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Robocalypse: Scott v Dukakis (w/ Jacob Godbey)
My grandma always used to say "When there's a Dennis sized hole in your heart, only a Jacob Godbey can fill it," and never is that more true than today's very special episode.
While Dennis is away on his honeymoon the only debates that matter continue as Jacob and Aaron ponder who would lead better during the Robocalypse: the last of the Whigs Winfield Scott, or noted tank-fancier Michael Dukakis.
Wedding Planner: Burr v Dewey (w/ Jessica Kelly Garrett & Carolyn Cooper)
We bring in some big guns because Aaron has lost his voice: Jessica and Carolyn rejoin the program to talk about wedding planning and whether it's better to lead with the stick or the carrot as we muse on whether the charismatic militant Aaron Burr or the aloof, but organized Thomas Dewey would serve better in that role.
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Interlude: Parker v. Memory
We ran out of time and bachelorhood this week, so you're in for a short profile of the most obscure man to run for president: Alton Parker.