Space Train: Much Ado About Quantum Decalbrination

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Now that it's 2021 it's time to take this whole internet sitcom thing seriously.

After the latest round of negotiations failed we've decided to fire the entire Space Train cast to make an example of them, and put in a couple fresh young things that'll work for the right price (delicious, delicious exposure.)

Using a mystical sorting algorithm known as "a hat" all parts for this Space Train will be randomly assigned to the cast you know and have feelings for. It'll be a fun time of wild imitations!

Featuring the original Space Train script "Much Ado About Quantum Decalbrination"

Written by Aaron Garrett

featuring "Stun Gravy" by Andrea Santoni and "Bayeroine" by Allison Parker

and introducing your 2021 Space Train line-up:

Meaghan Avocato as Leah Zalensky
Liz Castillo as P. Helen
Sara Denton as Tracey
Aaron Garrett as a Zumba Instructor
Alex "the second Garrett" Garrett as Gabrielle DuBrasile
Ben Hudson as A. Helen
Chris Keller as Prof. Ratskull
Ian Mauzy as Boirs
Sandra Peck Ramsey as Rory Rook
Seth Ramsey as Lemeul Patoot
Steven Saltsman as Tommy Edison
Kaitlyn Zoeller as an anthropomorphic cat as Sticky Charlie